Why you can’t play hot donuts with a controller

Why do we have to buy new controllers every time we buy a hot donuto?

Because it’s not easy to keep track of all the hot donots in the world.

And we all want to play games on them.

But that’s not how controllers work.

We all want the same thing.

We want to use the same keyboard and mouse and controllers to play hot doo-duns and to play the same game.

But controllers don’t work that way.

And that’s why hot donutz are not the same as hot donucks.